NO COWS FOR ODYSSEUS

you set me up, you said she had a "nice face"

you never said her as took up so much space

don't bring me cows

no no no no no

I'll tell you once more

if they can't fit through the door,

don't bring me cows

this is the last time that I'll do a blind date

if romance came, we'd look like rhinos that mate

don't bring me cows

no no no no no

I'll tell you once more

if they can't fit through the door,

don't bring me cows

don't bring me cows, or moose

don't bring me cows or moose

don't bring me cows or moose

don't bring me cows

I'm not with greenpeace, don't send me a whale,

or a chick that's off the richter scale

don't bring me cows

no no no no no

I'll tell you once more

if they can't fit through the door,

don't bring me cows

I'm almost done now, and I guess you know now

I don't like it when you send me these cows

no no no no no

I'll tell you once more

if they can't fit through the door,

don't bring me cows